It can't possibly be anything to do with the fact that I've had no exercise for 3 months and got a taste for Minstrels, can it.
Oh and I can't even blame it on my odd shaped legs, because probably the odd one is actually smaller than the normal one.
(do you like my itsy bitsy, teenie weenie,
yellow red polka dot 'bikini'?)
There's no doubt about it, someone has been in my closet changing labels. Probably the same person who left that sticky stuff on the bedroom floor.